Love's A Beach

Love's A Beach

Meet Ben and Cyrus, this year's winners of TV's biggest reality-cum-dating show. They're 22, they have hundreds of thousands of followers - and now, 6 months on from the show that catapulted them to fame, they're spending most of their time promoting vegan dog food, and making sponsored content about lawnmowers. Becoming the face of Adult Nappies wasn't on either of their bucket lists - and they're not sure whether the £50 fee is worth the indignity of attending the opening of a new Greggs. Ben wants to return to his old life – while Cyrus just wants his Instagram to reach 1 million followers. When they’re offered a million-pound influencing deal in Dubai, the world looks on to see what L*ve Isl*nd’s first LGBT sweethearts will do.

Fresh from a 5-star sold-out run at VAULT Festival, Love’s A Beach is an ancient satire with a modern setting from a multi-award-winning comedy writing team.


Trigger warnings: Strobe lighting, sexual references

Theatre Company Reviews:


"A satirical triumph, the hilarity doesn't stop... a masterclass in comedy writing." - Ask The Ushers


"We may not remember this year's winners of Love Island, but we will definitely remember Cyrus and Ben... this show needs a speedy transfer." - The Reviews Hub

Production Details

Run Time:

  • One Act: 60 mins

Age Restrictions:

  • 12



  • Tue 25th Apr 2023 - 7:30 pm

  • Wed 26th Apr 2023 - 7:30 pm

  • Thu 27th Apr 2023 - 7:30 pm

  • Fri 28th Apr 2023 - 7:30 pm

  • Sat 29th Apr 2023 - 7:30 pm

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