The Grotto

The Grotto

“Merry Christmas… you pr*cks!”


Leyla & Pete work in a Santa’s Grotto.
Leyla & Pete have lost their Christmas spirit. 
Leyla & Pete, if we’re honest, didn’t really have any to begin with.


Shackled together only a few months after their relationship came to an end, they are paid a visit by an impish & irreverent Christmas angel, bestowed upon them to help rediscover their lost Christmas spirit…or so he says!!

Together, Leyla and Pete must face a series of ghastly, gruesome and inconveniently Christmassy challenges as they desperately attempt to save their wretched souls. The world premiere of this lightning paced, laugh-a-minute Christmas comedy-horror is sure to be the most unique Christmas show in town!

Directed by award-winning Matthew Parker and featuring the award-winning Laurel Marks & Toby Hampton; we disrespectfully invite you to abandon your tradition and revel in the gore of this dark & delicious comedy treat.

 

PLEASE BE ADVISED TO ARRIVE EARLY AS LATECOMERS WILL NOT BE PERMITTED

Trigger/content warnings: Blood & bad language, Sudden Loud Noises



Theatre Company Reviews:

Praise for Toby Hampton’s previous work:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“A whirlwind. Better than a kiss under the mistletoe.” - Close Up Culture for 21 Round For Christmas at The Hope Theatre
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“…wickedly wild(e) production of The Importance of Being Ernest.” - London Pub Theatre’s for Th’Importance Of Bein’ Earnest at The Drayton Arms

Praise for Toby Hampton’s previous work:

★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“Unmissable! A hilarious romp from start to finish…” - Everything Theatre for 21 Round For Christmas at The Hope Theatre
 

Production Details


Run Time:

  • One Act: 70 mins


Age Restrictions:

  • 12


Tickets:


Performances:

  • Tue 13th Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

  • Wed 14th Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

  • Thu 15th Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

  • Fri 16th Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

  • Sat 17th Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

  • Tue 20th Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

  • Wed 21st Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

  • Thu 22nd Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

  • Tue 27th Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

  • Wed 28th Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

  • Thu 29th Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

  • Fri 30th Dec 2022 - 7:30 pm

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